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dracula flow @dracula@popbob.wtf
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dracula flow @dracula@popbob.wtf
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Walked along the sand dunes of the Sahara desert for forty days and forty nights with nothing but a pack of Newports and a fifth of henny
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I got so much cheese in my pocket
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Smokin' that Whoopi Goldberg, south Egyptian
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Got the registered God Particle on my hip
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They asked me to shoot, I do it
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I look like ten million crawdads fucking
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That coochie yummy, slime
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dracula flow @dracula@popbob.wtf
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She spread it and let mе take a deep sniff of that Mahi-mahi
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Ring so heavy I can't answer the phone
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dracula flow @dracula@popbob.wtf
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Ahh!
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dracula flow @dracula@popbob.wtf
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Stop lying to yourself and just say you're homeless, you stupid bum
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dracula flow @dracula@popbob.wtf
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We smokin' runtz
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She suck me, like a cordless Dyson V8
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These cops are interrogating me about an ounce of weed, as if I didn't kill an Applebee's hostess two miles away
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Sniffing monkey. It's monkey monday, show me that monkey
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It slowly dribbled over my fingers and didn't even hit the ground
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I really do this shit
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dracula flow @dracula@popbob.wtf
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Some of you have never heated up a banana peel in the microwave for 8 seconds to replicate the warmth of a vagina, and it shows
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dracula flow @dracula@popbob.wtf
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Called his mistress over and put 10 inches on her forehead like Payton Manning
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dracula flow @dracula@popbob.wtf
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This zah got me shittin' like the Henny got me shittin', Shitception