Do you ever feel inadequate with how quickly you cum from the hitachi brand magic wand personal massager? Are you ever depressed about the small size of your girl cum when you use the magic wand just too fast? Do you ever leave your magic wand on for a good while lonh while after you've cum because you want your roommates to think your girl dick can withstand the magic wand for longer than 45 seconds so they think you're cool and shoot big thick ropes and not baby girl dribbles? And do you ever pretend to moan cool sex words like "wow" and "i am gonna paint the walls with this big female load"?