iris🇦🇱 (@iris)

Dream: walks into room and sees gorge on bed

George: !? Dream ah! puts legs down

Dream: woah.. well don’t you look Georgeous

George: gets up feeling flustered ohh.. hah.. I didn’t know you were home, I thought.. you were on a date with technoblade?

Dream: a date..? With techno? No george.. he’s dead, I was paying his grave a visit..

George: he’s.. dead..? Argh… rubs head..

Dream: are you ok!? dream quickly rushes over to George and sits on the bed next to him

George: Yeah.. I think there was something weird in those chocolates.. it’s making my brain fuzzy..

Dream: looks over at the box !? Oh.. I.. George.. how many of these did you eat??

George: huh.. arghhhh.. rubs head uh I don’t know..?

Dream: HOW MANY GEORGE? clutches george’s shoulders hard

George: D-dream!? You’re scaring me.. I feel hot.. ugh..

Dream: HOW MANY!?!!!!

George: LIKE MAYBE 10?

Dream: .. I.. I baked aphrodisiacs in them..

George: …… blushes oh wow..

Dream: hugs George

George: Dream.. I feel… gets closer to dream

Dream: it’s ok George.. I’m ready to be a father.. let’s do it..